http://www.wikipun.com And what about giving new definitions and rules to our own language? Take words, add fun and imagination and shake them all: welcome into the world of Wikipun Wed, 19 Dec 2012 14:22:39 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/moon,0 Light of darkest darkness (sunless) on earth, also cream cheese Wed, 19 Dec 2012 14:17:42 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/chew,0 What we use to do with food Wed, 19 Dec 2012 14:17:35 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/goofballs,0 NFL with replacement referees Wed, 19 Dec 2012 14:12:49 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/free,0 The beginning of something pricey Fri, 02 Nov 2012 11:12:45 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/swag,0 Secretly We Are Gay Tue, 08 Nov 2011 09:36:01 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/coconut,0 Parrot's ball Tue, 08 Nov 2011 09:35:59 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/religious-war,0 Two people fighting over who has the best imaginary friend Tue, 08 Nov 2011 09:35:58 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/unfairness,0 When all friends of your wife come stroking her pregnant belly and said "congratulations" but no one comes to you fondle the balls to say "well done"! Tue, 08 Nov 2011 09:35:57 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/harry-potter,2 The only teenager who manages to make something magical waving his wand Fri, 22 Apr 2011 20:59:39 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/santa-claus,0 A character invented by parents to make sure their children behave. And when presents on the Xmas list are becoming too expensive, it's time to tell the kids he doesn't exist. Mon, 18 Apr 2011 14:25:09 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/ipad,0 Take a slow computer and a phone that doesn't work, then add the prices of the two: you got yourself an Ipad. Tue, 12 Apr 2011 11:34:34 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/how-to-test-a-mind-reader,0 Slap her/him in the face and ask her/him whether he/she did see it coming? Wed, 06 Apr 2011 19:03:09 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/being-quiet-in-class,0 Respecting others' sleep Thu, 31 Mar 2011 20:42:13 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/harry-potter,1 Incoherent fantasy movie: flying broomsticks, one may admit? but a redhaired with friends? Come on!... Wed, 23 Mar 2011 22:40:12 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/modesty,0 Letting others discover by themselves the exceptional person that you are. Tue, 22 Mar 2011 19:01:50 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/statistics,0 Like miniskirts, they give you an idea of what's behind but hide what's important Sat, 19 Mar 2011 12:56:23 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/housework,0 Moving the mess from one side of the room to the other Sat, 19 Mar 2011 10:14:55 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/bn-biscuit,0 Only smiling guy you can see in the morning Wed, 16 Mar 2011 18:29:31 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/on-line-dating,0 Men are men, women are men, young boys are pedophiles and 14 year old girls are FBI agents. Keep an eye open. Thu, 10 Mar 2011 18:01:22 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/facebook,2 Only way to have 400 friends wishing you a happy birthday Tue, 08 Mar 2011 20:18:15 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/a-tokyo-hotel-concert,0 It looks like an agricultural show: full of mooing, moaning and prattling chicks Mon, 07 Mar 2011 22:01:35 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/time-saver,0 Peeing in the shower Sun, 06 Mar 2011 20:17:02 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/change-to-pacific-standard-time,0 How to make you believe you can have sex for 62 mins Sun, 06 Mar 2011 14:44:19 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/glove-compartment,0 A car compartment where you put everything but gloves Fri, 04 Mar 2011 11:41:47 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/woman,0 I's like a hedge: if you don't look after, she'll go to your neighbour Wed, 02 Mar 2011 14:45:23 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/alcohol,0 It isn't a solution to your problems. Although neither water or milk is, so... Wed, 02 Mar 2011 09:07:42 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/geek,0 On his/her toombstone, you'll read GAMEOVER Mon, 28 Feb 2011 00:24:56 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/franck-ribery,0 Only football player looking better on EPS than in real life Sun, 27 Feb 2011 18:14:16 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/harry-potter,0 Only movie where you can see men using a broomstick Wed, 23 Feb 2011 21:22:38 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/social-network,0 Not so long ago, it was called going outside Wed, 23 Feb 2011 07:59:06 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/ex-fiances,0 Like jail, if you go back, you haven't learnt your lesson yet! Wed, 23 Feb 2011 01:00:38 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/toilet-paper,0 Like life itself : it's either in pink or full of shit Wed, 23 Feb 2011 00:18:22 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/justin-bieber,0 Only Playmobil® Figure that can bends its arms and legs Tue, 22 Feb 2011 20:37:34 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/curling,0 Only sport in which men use broomsticks and get a medal for doing so Mon, 21 Feb 2011 21:44:39 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/50-cents,0 Enough to buy 2Pac of beer and Eminems Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:14:34 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/idiots,0 One day they'll rule the word... Wait a minute! They already do! Sun, 20 Feb 2011 08:17:19 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/man,0 Like playing a DVD: forward, rewind, forward, rewind, stop, eject Thu, 17 Feb 2011 20:32:57 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/ikea,0 More than a furniture shop, a pen dispenser. Wed, 16 Feb 2011 09:55:16 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/woman,3 Like coffee, at first it's exciting then irritating Tue, 15 Feb 2011 22:52:19 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/power-outage,0 Only way for a geek to get some food and pee, Tue, 15 Feb 2011 22:45:19 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/having-mixed-feelings,0 Seeing your mother-in-law reversing towards a ravine in your new car Tue, 15 Feb 2011 09:32:48 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/should-i-turn-out-the-night-light,0 Justin Bieber's question when it's getting out hot with a girl Mon, 14 Feb 2011 20:21:26 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/coming-of-age,0 Legal capacity to do everything you've been doing since you're 14 Mon, 14 Feb 2011 18:18:46 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/wikipun,0 A good reason to spend another 15 minutes in the toilets Mon, 14 Feb 2011 15:32:38 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/internet-generation,0 Meeting your wife on Meetic, cheating on her on Badoo, finding a lawyer on the YellowPages, selling your house on Ebay and spending your lonely days on Youporn Mon, 14 Feb 2011 10:38:08 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/4-color-tm,0 How to lose all your pens at once Sun, 13 Feb 2011 08:58:55 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/ikea-piece-of-furniture,0 Only piece of furniture for which the assembly time is longer than the lifecycle Sun, 13 Feb 2011 08:35:03 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/copy-machine,0 Device intended for teachers to spread their bullshit Sat, 12 Feb 2011 19:05:33 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/darth-vader,0 Asthamtics' paintron saint Sat, 12 Feb 2011 13:07:48 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/hydrotherapeutic-cure,0 Giving elderly people mud baths so that they start to get used to it Fri, 11 Feb 2011 16:52:20 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/justin-bieber-s-voice,0 I had the same, then I turned 4 years old Tue, 08 Feb 2011 05:28:24 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/luxury,0 Wearing a Rolex and looking on your iPhone to know what time it is Sat, 05 Feb 2011 13:26:52 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/panda,0 The least racist animal in the world : it's black, white and Asian, all at the same time. Wed, 26 Jan 2011 18:03:25 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/school-cafeteria,0 Governmental invention to test new chemicals without telling parents Tue, 18 Jan 2011 19:47:54 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/woman,2 Strange being who gets wet without touching water, bleeds without getting harmed, and is breaking your balls without touching them Tue, 04 Jan 2011 16:09:52 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/mario,0 A super hero who is able to breather under water or break bricks with his wist, but dies as soon as he touches a flower or a mushroom Sun, 21 Nov 2010 20:59:03 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/-yes-honey-,0 Saving time Thu, 11 Nov 2010 19:30:44 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/parachute,0 Smart invention: clients never complain when it doesn't work properly! Sun, 19 Sep 2010 07:18:39 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/drugstore,0 A candy store for the elderly Fri, 17 Sep 2010 09:40:26 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/blond,0 How to make men believe that other women are intelligent Wed, 08 Sep 2010 12:18:57 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/sports-teacher,0 Only person who can wear a jogging suit and do nothing and being paid for it. Wed, 01 Sep 2010 12:33:40 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/key-ring,0 A useful device to lose all your keys at once instead of losing just one Mon, 16 Aug 2010 22:27:20 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/2012-the-movie,0 A disaster movie in 2009, a comedy in 2013! Sat, 24 Jul 2010 21:33:48 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/windows,0 A multitask operating system: it can start and crash at the same time Thu, 22 Jul 2010 18:03:16 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/tie,0 An arrow to indicate the direction to men's brain Thu, 15 Jul 2010 22:35:02 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/hamster,0 An animal that squeaks like Justin Bieber, but hairier, Tue, 29 Jun 2010 09:21:15 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/david-guetta,0 Only DJ who can mix with his hands up Fri, 18 Jun 2010 10:41:46 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/death,0 First deadly plague in the whole world Thu, 17 Jun 2010 18:04:03 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/international-aids,0 Financial aid programs paid by the poorest people of the richest countries to help the richest people of the poorest countries Fri, 04 Jun 2010 20:23:59 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/facebook,1 Your partner for becoming a real school dropout since 2006 Sun, 30 May 2010 20:24:01 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/boomerang,0 A frisbee for friendless people Sat, 29 May 2010 12:51:55 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/gender-equality,0 A concept invented by men to avoid paying restaurant bills Fri, 28 May 2010 21:06:16 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/geeks,0 People who never go out because real graphics are too ugly Fri, 28 May 2010 19:36:10 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/oil-slick,0 When birds and fishes wear Diesel Mon, 24 May 2010 23:30:49 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/the-height-of-self-confidence,0 Trying to fart when you have a gastroenteritis Mon, 24 May 2010 09:21:13 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/life,0 A deadly sexually transmitted disease Mon, 24 May 2010 07:21:52 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/thights,0 Only women garment that, once they're rolled up, smell a mixture of feet, arse and pussy Sun, 23 May 2010 13:45:06 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/kamasutra,0 Tetris game for couples Fri, 21 May 2010 13:48:16 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/bus,0 A vehicle that's twice faster when you run after it than when you're in it Fri, 21 May 2010 13:00:34 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/war-of-religion,0 People who fight to know who has the best imaginary friend Thu, 20 May 2010 23:28:04 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/facebook,0 Only place where you can talk to a wall without looking stupid Wed, 19 May 2010 20:11:22 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/flipper-ball,0 A dolphin's testicle Wed, 19 May 2010 10:49:55 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/parents,0 People who teach you how to walk and talk and a few years later ask you to sit down and shut up Wed, 19 May 2010 08:53:30 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/gsp,0 Only woman men listen to when trying to find the right direction Tue, 18 May 2010 23:37:30 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/inner-beauty,0 Concept invented by ugly people to get a chance to get laid Wed, 31 Mar 2010 17:57:55 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/pessimist,0 An optimist with experience Mon, 29 Mar 2010 01:25:04 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/woman,1 Set of curves that can straighten up a line Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:19:13 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/toe,0 A useful appendix to sense table stands Mon, 08 Mar 2010 19:32:52 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/fifty-cent,0 Only singer who truly recognizes how much his music's worth Thu, 28 Jan 2010 07:23:01 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/injustice,0 When all your pregnant wife's girlfriends congratulate her by gently stroking her belly but none strokes your balls saying 'well done' Sun, 03 Jan 2010 15:41:03 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/mariage,0 Being two to share problems you would never have had if you were alone Wed, 30 Dec 2009 15:01:51 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/internet-explorer,0 Unsteady software used to download Mozilla Firefox Tue, 29 Dec 2009 03:14:04 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/blow-job,0 Unit of measurement used for silence that usually lasts between 10 and 15 minutes Mon, 24 Aug 2009 22:02:37 GMT http://www.wikipun.com/definition/assembling-an-ikea-piece-of-furniture,0 A contemporary expression for 'spending a lousy week-end'